Zarek has a Flamingo Tale to tell about his first night at Active Duty. The story begins with who pissed on whom and ends with Dink running for President and Zarek as First Lady. Personal secrets fly and Kent relates his tale of Dink threatening to string him up from a ceiling fan by his nipples and fuck him with a giant dildo. We never gave our little bottom boy a name that night, so we just call him the "unknown soldier," or Unks for short. (He's the fresh-faced guy to your bottom right.) Unks arrives and is propped up on Dink's bed for inspection. Naked and with his ass cheeks in the air, Unks gets the order to "arch your back and show your mangina ... put a finger in your ass ... now two ... boys, I'm leavin' for awhile, do not let this boy off the bed until he has six fingers up his ass. His whole hand and one finger from someone else. If you let him get up before I get back, I'm going to fire all of you."